Donovan Wolfington is perfect.

Go listen to them. Now.

achievement-kings:

all i want in life is a complete pokedex

I have a complete dex, what do you need?!

blackkyurem:

HUGE GIVEAWAY!

If you win, you will recieve:

All of the pokemon figures shown- none are damaged and mewtwo is slightly white.

1 game of your choice. All include booklets and games are not damaged in any way. You will recieve on this game: One shiny starter of your choice (level 5) and also one shiny pokemon of your choice (level 100).

You will get Pokemon Link and Pokemon Dash also with these games- same description as above)

A full eevee family. Brand-new. Includes: Eevee, Vaporeon, Jolteon, Flareon, Espeon, Umbreon, Leafeon and Glaceon.

A Starly plush. This calls when wing is pressed.

A Buneary plush. This calls when its ear is pressed.

A Pachirisu plush. This calls when its tail is pressed.

A Charmander plush.

A Jigglypuff plush.

A Pokemon Black and White Walkthrough Guide. This is new.

I post free to anywhere.

PLEASE NOTE: You do not have to be following me however I will enter your name another time if you are following me. You can reblog this post as many times as you like. Likes do not count and I will post the winner on the 28th of April. 

Good Luck!

Damn, I need this

ishimaru-kiyotaka:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT
ONE OF AROUND 1200 LITTLE POLTERGEIST HATCHED AND BRED FROM A 6IV DITTO AND A 6IV ROTOM
THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD A 1 IN 32 CHANCE OF HAVING 6IV AND WAS GUARANTEED 5IV
AND HE DOES HAVE 5 FLAWLESS IVS
BUT HIS DEFENSE
GUESS WHAT HIS DEFENSE IS
ZERO
GODDAMN IT CECIL

I hatched two shiny Rotoms in the SAME batch of five eggs.  They both have 5 flawless IVs, but guess what, their defense is ZERO. I feel your pain :( 

ishimaru-kiyotaka:

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT THIS LITTLE SHIT

ONE OF AROUND 1200 LITTLE POLTERGEIST HATCHED AND BRED FROM A 6IV DITTO AND A 6IV ROTOM

THIS MOTHERFUCKER HAD A 1 IN 32 CHANCE OF HAVING 6IV AND WAS GUARANTEED 5IV

AND HE DOES HAVE 5 FLAWLESS IVS

BUT HIS DEFENSE

GUESS WHAT HIS DEFENSE IS

ZERO

GODDAMN IT CECIL

I hatched two shiny Rotoms in the SAME batch of five eggs.  

They both have 5 flawless IVs, but guess what, their defense is ZERO. 

I feel your pain :( 

cassiefleet:

Ugh, talking to cute boys online is hard, especially when you have nothing to start a conversation with.

talking to cute boys online is hard.

(Source: dougiesaur)

So I started watching LOST again…

Goodbye world.

In two months I’ll be waking up everyday in a different state.

That means I can play Pokemon on the beach, every day.

Debating starting a blog called “Things I Hate.”

The posts would be endless.

After 18 years, I’ve finally caught them all. #Pokemon #GottaCatchEmAll #SoICaughtThemAll #lifegoal #PokemonMaster

After 18 years, I’ve finally caught them all. #Pokemon #GottaCatchEmAll #SoICaughtThemAll #lifegoal #PokemonMaster

There’s over 9 million users on Tumblr now. Reblog if you’re one of the few who’s never EVER left anon hate in somebody’s ask box.

churrosforthewin:

furwolf76:

If you can’t reblog this…

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NEVER HAVE NEVER WILL

That’s a fucking low number. That’s fucking sad.

Nope, I’m pretty straightforward with my hatred towards everyone.

(Source: la-diswavves)

shinycarl:

thehopeydoo:

Ash Ketchum is voiced by a woman.

Just let that sink in.

So is Bart Simpson, Bobby Hill, Timmy Turner and Jimmy Neutron.

And most kids in anime…

deathwontholdyou:

eyebrow game is so strong b

More like “Handsome game is so strong b”

(Source: velvetfright)

shinycarl:

a-shiny-blastoise:

someone help me understand… I thought Mewtwo was a “failed” / steroid pumped clone of Mew ?    Did they impregnate Mew with super Pokesperm or…

Pokémon has so many different origins and storylines. Usually the game and anime are not the same.

Just because it gave birth, doesn’t necessarily means Mew gave birth to MewTwo. 
It’s possible Mew gave birth to another Pokemon. 
From the Pokedex entry of Diamond and Pearl “Because it can use all kinds of moves, many scientists believe Mew to be the ancestor of Pokémon.”
Or, like Shinycarl said, there are many story lines that don’t match up in the games and anime. 

shinycarl:

a-shiny-blastoise:

someone help me understand… I thought Mewtwo was a “failed” / steroid pumped clone of Mew ?    Did they impregnate Mew with super Pokesperm or…

Pokémon has so many different origins and storylines. Usually the game and anime are not the same.

Just because it gave birth, doesn’t necessarily means Mew gave birth to MewTwo. 

It’s possible Mew gave birth to another Pokemon. 


From the Pokedex entry of Diamond and Pearl “Because it can use all kinds of moves, many scientists believe Mew to be the ancestor of Pokémon.”

Or, like Shinycarl said, there are many story lines that don’t match up in the games and anime. 

(Source: theburgerkween)