I just want everyone to see how unrealistic some expectations are.
Dude I don’t even shower everyday
^^^IM NOT ALONE
i have never shaved my legs everyday - never.
Who does that?
Twice a week. And that’s if I’m getting laid.
Wtf it usually isn’t even necessary to shave everyday. Hair doesn’t grow THAT quick
I can barely bring myself to shave my face once a month. I don’t know why women would even want to shave once a week.
Joss Whedon and George R. R. Martin walk into a bar. Everybody you love dies,
Then Steven Moffat walks in. Everybody comes back to life without explanation, re-affirms their heterosexuality, flirts with the main character and the feminist movement is set back 50 years
Regardless, Coupling is still hilarious.
A moment of silence to all the kids who can’t wait to become a teenager because they think it’s fun
Two hours of silence for all the teenagers who can’t wait to become adults because they think they’ll get to do whatever they want
a shot of vodka to all the 20 somethings who are coping with a lack of rent money by sitting around eating captain crunch in dinosaur PJs wishing they were actually a pre-teen again.
As an adult, I actually get to do anything I want.
Probably because all I want to do is play videogames.
I’m all for protesting circumcision, attempting to stop prison rape, and the very FEW issues men actually have, but the “Men’s Right Movement” is fucking pathetic.
I want a ghost type eevelution named…..
Eevill. Or eevileon.
What about: Phanteon, Ethereon, or wait for it…Spookeon?
This is apparently a lubricant ad. Just let the reality of the image sink in for a moment.
WHY WOULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS A GOOD IDEA
IT TOOK ME A MINUTE AND NOW OH MY GOD
i’m like wtf are they say-HOLY SHIT
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
I don’t get it. Are they saying she created the ocean? That lubrication is peaceful? What is this ad trying to say? Look, I swear, I don’t understand this and it is making me feel like—
OH SWEET JESUS PLEASE NO WHAT THE FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK.
Wait, what’s everyone freaking out about? I don’t get it—
OH MY GOD.
I was gonna reblog it like “I don’t get it someone help” and then
WHY WOULD YOU DO THAT!!!!
Anything’s a dildo if you’re brave enough.
sometimes i forget that there are no real life shiny pokemon… like today i was looking at geese and was like “i wonder if ill ever see a shiny goose” then just kinda slowly realized that not how life works… except maybe shiny pokemon are like the albino version of regular animals…
I thought Red Pandas were shiny versions of regular pandas. Why can’t shiny animals be a real thing?
it’s so dumb that piercings and tattoos can impact your ability to find a job. employers shouldn’t be allowed to discriminate based on gender, race, sexual orientation, or level of punk-rockness
If you were about to have a surgery done, would you feel comfortable if she/he had gages and tattoos all over their face?
I mean presumably they went to medical school I literally would not give a single shit what they decided to put on their face
If I was about to have surgery, I doubt I would even see their face.